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Dancing Pig SoftworksEst. 2026 · Very Official

An official statement from the Board of Directors

Serious software for people who take nothing seriously.

The people's developer.

We make free apps that actually work: the whole thing, not a demo dressed up as an app. And we will never, ever show you an ad. Not one. Unless you pay us an exorbitant amount of money (wink)

See our apps
The Dancing Pig, dancing
Fig. 1: Leadership.

Key Performance Indicators · Fiscal Year 2026 · Unaudited, like the Pentagon

Ads shown to date
0
Ads planned
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Synergies leveraged
None
Bits committed to
All of them

Article I

Definitions

For the purposes of this website, the following terms shall have the following meanings, whether or not anyone asked:

  1. "App" means a fully functional piece of software, as opposed to a demo in a trench coat.
  2. "Ad" means a thing you will not see in our apps.
  3. "Seriously" means a word we use ironically.
  4. "The Pigs" means us, hereinafter "the Pigs."
  5. "You" means you.

Article II

Our Apps

The following is entered into the record as Exhibit A.

ScribeXP app icon

Exhibit A

ScribeXP

Turn your daily discipline into an RPG. Quests, XP, levels and a hero who looks way cooler than you feel at 6 AM.

  • Free to play
  • No ads
  • iPhone · Dec 28, 2026
Visit scribexp.com →

Article III

The Pledge

The Official, Legally-Binding-Feeling No Ads Pledge

We, the undersigned pigs, do solemnly swear:

  1. Our free apps are fully functional. Free means free, not "free until the good part."
  2. No ads will ever interrupt you. No banners, no pop-ups, no "watch this 30-second video to continue."
  3. We make money one way: optional paid versions and items, for people who want more.
  4. That's it. That's the business model. Our accountant is concerned.
Signed, The Pigs

Article IV

About the Studio

Mission statement (final_FINAL_v3.docx)

Somewhere along the way, everyone decided life had to be stressful. We respectfully disagree.

Life is a game. Not in a motivational poster way, more in a "you get better by playing, and it's more fun when you're not panicking" way. So we build apps that treat it like one.

Dancing Pig Softworks is a small studio of playful optimists who revel in jokes and tricks. We're serious about building great software, mostly because we're supposed to be. Here for the bit, stay for the fun.

Article V

Investor Relations

There are no investors. There is no one to relate to. The quarterly earnings call has been cancelled and replaced with a team building trip to Miami, where no one works and we rent Corvettes.

That said, we will gladly take your investment money. You just can't have any equity.

Article VI

Correspondence

General inquiries
hello@dancingpigsoftworks.com
ScribeXP support
support@scribexp.com
Fax
We do not have a fax machine. Nobody does.
Office hours
Whenever we're not distracted.